You're sitting at a bar, an explosively-dank hole in Funky Town USA.
You have an award that says, most
likely to be the character in a riddle . . .
looking around your attention finds a small
chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half . .
. It speaks, you hear "Glass of water please . . . "
You see the bartender examine the seated
man for a moment. He then reaches under the counter and pulls out
a shotgun point-blank in the man's face. The seated man speaks again
"Thank You" he says, and walks out of the
bar . . . why did the man get what he needed?
Answer
